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all blog postsI’m not a big enough Sabrina Carpenter fan to listen to her albums, but of course I’ve heard lots from one of the biggest pop stars of the decade, and I like her and also she’s hot but don’t tell anyone that they’ll call me gay. Her three biggest hits of 2024 were great earworms, but my favourite of hers is Juno, which funnily enough was introduced to me by Todd in the Shadows himself on his best hit songs of 2024 video. Just a banger of a song with extremely raunchy lyrics that might turn some people off (it’s not Juno, the Roman goddess, but Juno, the movie starring Elliot Page, if you want a hint) but damn it’s so good, and fun. A beautiful thing about Sabrina’s Short n’ Sweetness from 2024 was just how infectious the fun of it all was. Sabrina is clever, she’s confident, she’s self aware, she’s silly, and everything from last year’s album cycle just felt good to listen to.
I can’t say the same for this year, unfortunately 😔
