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feb 13, 2026 - "manchild" by sabrina carpenter is indicative of my larger grievances with the fucking straights

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Oh boy You said your phone was broken Just forgot to charge it Whole outfit you're wearing God I hope it's ironic Did you just say you're finished? Didn't know we started It's all just so familiar Baby, what do you call it? Stupid Or is it Slow? Maybe it's Useless? But there's a cuter word for it I know Manchild Why you always come a running to me? Fuck my life Won't you let an innocent woman be? Never heard of self care Half your brain just ain't there Manchild Why you always come a running Taking all my loving from me? Why so sexy If so dumb? And how survive the earth so long? If I'm not there it won't get done I choose to blame your mom Manchild Why you always come a running to me? Fuck my life Won't you let an innocent woman be? Never heard of self care Half your brain just ain't there Manchild Why you always come a running Taking all my loving from me? Oh I like my boys playing hard to get And I like my men all incompetent And I swear they choose me I'm not choosing them Amen Hey men! Oh, I like my boys playing hard to get And I like my men all incompetent And I swear they choose me I'm not choosing them Amen (Amen) Hey men! (Hey men!) Manchild Why you always come a running to me? (always come a running to me) Fuck my life Won't you let an innocent woman be? Oh, I like my boys playing hard to get And I like my men all incompetent And I swear they choose me I'm not choosing them Amen Hey men!