"is it a slur to frequently ask questions" or whatever that tumblr post said


q: what is ur name?

a: romeo or juliet or malloutboy (malloy for short ! ) castille. not my legal names of course but if you are reading this these are your options


q: how do u pronounce ur name?

a: officially, Malloy is pronounced: /mə´loi/ (ipa pronunciation guide) rhymes with: a boy

however! do not stress if you have been pronouncing it wrong. it is not my real name and i don't use it in any capacity in real life; i hardly ever hear it said aloud. malloy is more of a label of proof: proof that i exist online, beyond my own corner of earth. i left tumblr for a year and a half and when i returned my old friends remembered my name and they remembered they loved me. how wondrous is that? does that make sense? anyways. don't fret. even if u are wrong.


q: what does wheresurboytonighthelookslikeenj mean?

a: it's a reference to lyrics from fall out boy's 2003 single grand theft autumn/where's your boy and the fact that brendon urie (the aforementioned "urboy") looks like ramin karimloo (who played "enj" in les mis).


q: what is soup time combeferre. how is soup time combeferre. why is soup time combeferre.

a: so in 2019 when i was but a child i wrote this unhinged les mis retelling with starkid songs (Do Not read it) and going back to it with hindsight is so funny; you get gems such as

and, most importantly:

i of course seized the opportunity to combine this with an image my friends in the falsettos fandom were very fond of, thus making: